You already love Denzel Perryman the San Diego Chargers linebacker, but are you ready to love Denzel Perryman the person?
Here's what the most fun dude on the planet is stirring up in the Chargers' locker room today:
This dude @D_Perryman52 is a fool man!!! pic.twitter.com/a5jfF9SEZ8— Tyreek Burwell (@TyreekBurwell) May 5, 2016
What the heck is he doing? He's stomping around with a speaker on his head and blowing a whistle? This doesn't make any sense.
TO THE INTERNET!
I'll never not retweet this video when i see it. pic.twitter.com/uHiy8Cgxw9— WORLD STAR FANS (@WorldStarFunny) April 13, 2016
I would do awful, horrible things to people that I love very dearly to be a part of that group. That looks like the best day anyone has ever had, on the beach or otherwise.
These guys weren't done, either. They decided to show off some stomping skills.
Idk what's going on here but it's lit pic.twitter.com/wX6TyDuTK4— WSHH FANS (@WORIDSTARHIPHOP) May 2, 2016
First of all, if I tried to run like that with that big of a speaker on my head, I would immediately disintegrate into a pile of whining and complaining dust.
Secondly, I want to be friends with these dudes in the worst way. I think Denzel Perryman agrees with me.