Since the theme of the day is obviously Melvin Gordon III, lets figure out how we could help the young lad, as rookies often need lots of help.
LaDainian Tomlinson is the best running back in Chargers history, and one of the best of all time regardless of team. So a good place for a young rookie to start, is by studying the habits of greats like LT and either copying, or at least learning from them.
So what was LT's secret formula for racking up rushing yards and touchdowns? Apparently it involved a blender, a whole lot of milk, eggs, butter, ground beef, and some "special Kimbo sauce"... ummm what?
But who am I to judge? LT's results speak for themselves, so someone get on the phone or twitter or facebook with Melvin Gordon and give him this recipe ASAP so he can consume copious amounts of this concoction before week 1 rolls around.