Valentine's Day is tomorrow and we're here to help you! We know you haven't yet bought a Valentine's Day card for the special San Diego Chargers fan in your life, so we made some that you can use!
Check out these special Valentine's Day messages from your favorite Chargers players, coaches, and more!
The head coach of the Chargers may be conservative, but he still loves you.
I have no doubt in my mind that this is the line that convinced the eventual Mrs. Rivers to go on a date with El Capitan.
I sure am glad that D.J. Fluker is moving to guard next season.
Get it? Because he has a beard? Ah, to hell with you.
I do! I do!
This is definitely the best Valentine's Day card you could give any Chargers fan.
I'd hate to be between Branden Oliver and his Valentine's Day date.
Yes, a little creepy, but it made me laugh. Does that make me creepy?
Sorry. That last one got a little too real...
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
(Editor's Note: This brilliant story idea was stolen from Mavs Moneyball, who also executed it better.)