That Did Not Look Athletic: Week 4 (SD vs. DAL)

That Did Not Look Athletic is a weekly series that examines some of the least athletic plays from the previous week's Chargers game. This series is meant to give us a few laughs by showing that even the best athletes in the world have their moments of shame. It's also a reminder that you aren't a complete loser just because you punched at a tether-ball and fell down in front of a bunch of 3rd graders.

You people need to email me an un-athletic story. I'm not saying that I have writer's block just that the absence of a story from me shall serve as your penance for the week. Penance!

Honorable Mentions

Meh.

TDNLA: WEEK 4

I kind of like having the TDNLA awarded to a Chargers player during a week when the Bolts win. It allows for a pleasant bit of laughter because deep down inside . . . who cares! We won! And by "we" I mean the Chargers. And us!

Ah, winning. It is the elimination of suffering in one's life. Which brings us to Buddhism.

If you were to speak to a Buddhist he/she would impart the following piece of knowledge to you: "Om. It is the sound of the universe."

And as a non-Buddhist you might say: "Ohrn?"

Then the Buddhist would say: "Ohrn?"

Ohrn!

The untrained eye might look at Philip Rivers and think to themselves, "Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

But that would be a foolhardy assessment. Fans should have looked at the offensive line and Rich Ohrnberger and vocalized the following: "Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! It is the sound of the universe.

Have an un-athletic story you want to share for next week’s TDNLA? E-mail me at avengingjackmurphy@hotmail.com

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@AvengingJM contributes regularly during the season and relies heavily on humor as a coping mechanism. Bront Bird completes him.