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BFTB After Dark: May 15, 2012

"THIS big! YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHH"  (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)
"THIS big! YYYYEEEEEAAAAHHH" (Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)
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The other day, I was thinking about all the hype that Melvin Ingram has been getting from the sports media. He's essentially been dubbed "The next Von Miller" and producing anything less than what Miller did in 2012 (which was amazing for a rookie) will probably be viewed as a disappointment for some.

"The only thing he's missing is the big hipster glasses that probably don't have lenses in them, which totally appeals to white people and lets them know that he's not a thug at all," I thought to myself. Welp, look who has a new Twitter avatar. Good job, Melvin.

By the way, we're on the lookout for a freelance Photoshopper/MS Paint expert to fill an unpaid position that involves nothing but producing drawings of Melvin Ingram living his life with freakishly short arms. Show him unsuccessfully trying to brush his teeth, or trying to give someone a high get the picture. Applications should be submitted in the comment section.

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