Oh, the Bills. The Buffalo Bills. Can we start by pointing out that this is easily the stupidest team name in all of professional sports? It may actually be the dumbest name in all of sports, but I'm going to limit my declaration to the pros to stay on the safe side. Let the Bills act as a reminder to other would be sports teams to not allow their name to be chosen by a naming contest lest they, too, be undone by their own version of Michael Doucas*.
***I'll bet it was Crean's fault, though.