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What Would Kevin Acee Do?

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In the spirit of Kevin Acee Day, I figured I would add to the festivities by penning a song about our beloved beat reporter. And so, without further ado, "What Would Kevin Acee Do?"

With apologies to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

 

What would Kevin Acee do
If he was here right now?
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Kevin Acee'd do.

When Kevin Acee was in New York,
Covering the blue and gold,
He wrote two articles and a blog post,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Kevin Acee was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Kevin Acee do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Kevin Acee'd do.

And what would Kevin Acee do,
He'd call all the fans in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Kevin Acee would do.

When Kevin Acee travelled through time to the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again.
When Kevin Acee built the pyramids, he beat up Kublai Khan.
‘Cause Kevin Acee doesn't take crap from any-body

So let's now all get together,
And unite to save our team
And we'll beat Oakland and Denver too,
'Cause that's what Kevin Acee would do.

And we'll beat Oakland and Denver too,
'Cause that's what Kevin Acee'd dooooo,
That's what Kevin Acee'd do!