Two Minutes Of Hate

TMOH: Houston Texans

44

It's kind of difficult to make fun of a place that's already known as the anus of Texas, but we'll give it a shot.

Hate: Even New Jersey doesn't want the Jets

15

The New Jersey Jets are actually kinda tough to hate because they're just so goofy and stupid. Actually, no they're not. Those kind of people are really easy to hate.

Hate: Ben Roethlisberger is human garbage

275

Holy crap, I hate the Pittsburgh Steelers and their fans. This is the only TMOH that is not in good fun.

Hate: Tampa is basically Detroit with hurricanes.

25

Tampa is a horrible, terrible city and they deserve the kind of horrible, terrible quality football their team has given them over the years.

Hate: Browns fans are a bunch of whiners

9

Cleveland is a sad, sad place filled with a bunch of lousy, entitled whiners. For this we celebrate hate them.

Two Minutes of Hate: I Miss Tebow

26

Tebow was so easy to hate and made the Denver Broncos a worse team. Why did he have to leave the AFC West?

Two Minutes Of Hate: New Orleans Saints

46

Is it wrong to wish bad things on people that survived a hurricane?

Two Minutes Of Hate: Kansas City Chiefs

72

This time around we focus on the true villains in Kansas City: their awful, awful fan base.

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