Well, another day has come and gone. The San Diego Chargers managed not to cut anyone else today, so we have time to take a breath and assess what the most recent departures mean going forward. That, of course, is not what I'm here to talk about because this is the After Dark, and if I understood Old Squeeky correctly, we're not allowed to discuss actual football topics in the body of the After Dark post. You are more than welcome to do so in the comments because that's how open threads work, but you already knew that.
No, tonight's topic is True Detective. How friggin' crazy is that show? Are you caught up? Are you ready for the season finale? What should I eat for dinner tonight? Anyone have a good recipe for rhubarb pie? How does Marty pull such remarkably attractive crazy women on that show? What's with the Gomer Pyle type character? How many questions can I string together before I get tired of doing so? Does anyone read these posts or do they just comment? How much time do I have left to finish writing this? Have I reached 150 words? Don't you hate pants?
Anyway, enjoy the open thread. Answer my questions, win a prize.