(Fake) Text Messages of Norv Turner

Did I brush my hair? I can't remember if I brushed my hair. - Debby Wong-USA TODAY Sports

Looking into text messages of Chargers players and staff from last season. Next up: Norv Turner.

We continue our series of what really happened to the Chargers last season.

This week we have a special treat for you-none other that the head coach himself, Norv Turner. This took some special doing to get these texts. It required a Mission Impossible level of stealth and awesomeness. Seriously, we actually had to get Tom Cruise to come in and get these text logs for us. Instead of money, all he asked for was for us to do a slow motion shot of him running and a few other favors.

Note to BFTB Staff: If you receive a letter regarding the custody of your firstborn child, I had nothing to do with it.



In all fairness, it was a very convincing cough

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Well, that helps explain that Saints loss

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NO WAY MR. FUMBLICIOUS

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More to come soon, as we continue to dig and find new text messages.

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