18. Norv Turner, San Diego Chargers

The new Couglin look of constipation resides in San Diego, where Chargers fans in Pacific Beach must be vomiting over the no-change-is-good-change football team (well, the college peeps in PB are probably vomiting for other reasons.) So why keep Turner? Well, there are several reasons. San Diego's offense, for which he is in control, has been in the top five every year he's been there. And Turner's overall record in SoCal is 49-31. There aren't a lot of guys who can match that. Do Chargers fans really want Marty-ball back? Don't answer that.