With the Denver Broncos enraptured with the Son of God leading them to fully 87 glorious yards of passing per game the Chargers decided it was high time for a second coming of their own.To that end, the team has re-signed backup quarterback Charlie Whitehurst to a 2 year contract. A source several blocks down from Chargers Park at "John's Big Burrito and Sushi Den" was quoted as saying "Hey, at least our guy looks like Jesus."

While it is uncertain at this time, it is believed that the Seattle Seahawks will once again attempt to trade for Whitehurst, this time parting with "two first round picks and all the Starbucks AJ can drink. Norv can buy his own damn coffee" according to a source who slept with a barista that Paul Allen once gave a decent tip to. Welcome back to San Diego, Charlie.