Hi, folks! My name is Scott Salmon, and I'm a Managing Editor over at Gang Green Nation. I'm here to answer any questions you have about the upcoming matchup between the New York Jets and the San Diego Chargers, also known as the Cry Yourself To Sleep Bowl.
Does anybody think this is going to be a good game? Ryan Mathews is, I'm pretty sure, dead, as is half of our roster. Including two of our top three receivers. Philip Rivers, from what I've seen, has only been eclipsed in terribleness by Mark Sanchez and Ryan Lindley's derp face.
You can also find my on Twitter at @salmon48 with more questions if you prefer that medium, or our site's account at @GangGreenNation, which I use on Sundays to live-tweet games. Or in this case, cry myself to sleep.
At certain points in the season, I've opened myself up to bets with the staff of the opposing SB Nation site. It usually involves the winner getting to pick the loser's signature for the week. Let me know if you guys would be up for that.
Finally, I'm assuming Gennaro is the guy that usually tweets at us. A) You suck. B) Hit me up for that bet. C) Yes, we can have a party after the game in which we burn our teams in effigy.
Oh, and please rec this so it stays towards the top.