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"Chill Pill" rewritten by someone who doesn't suck at public relations

Charger Fans, last weeks loss was very disappointing. Understandably, many fans are upset about the outcome of the game. We at the Chargers organization have also been devastated by this. The Chargers are more than just a job to us, we love the team just as much as you do.

We wanted to write this memo today to remind our wonderful fans that the Chargers are not giving up. Every person involved in this organization wants to win. The players, coaches, and front office as always will continue to work our hardest to give the fans an excellent product. There are still 10 games left to play and the Chargers are still very much in this thing. Anything can happen! That's what makes this sport so fun.

So lift your heads up fellow Chargers fan! We all want a successful team, and this season could turn out quite magical!

editors note to the Chargers: Hi, I'm Kevin. I haven't ever been trained in public relations or even writing. Hell, my degree is in Computer Science. I hear you are in the market for a new Director of Public Relations. I'd like you to consider me for the job. My experience in public relations is entirely made of the fact that I'm able relate to the public (I heard your previous Director had problems with this). Anyways, I'd be willing to work for what must be a fraction of whatever you were paying the last guy....how about $100K a year?

This FanPost was written by a member of the Bolts From The Blue community and does not necessarily reflect the views of the Bolts From The Blue editors or SB Nation.

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