Brian Schottenheimer - A chip off the old block. The embattled New York Jets OC who would only leave if he got a head coaching job elsewhere was quickly dumped for the prolific offensive dynamo that is Tony Sparano. Would be sure to placate those Bolt fans that believe Marty should never have been fired. Not.

Hue Jackson - The Raider head coach who couldn't get his team motivated enough to show up to beat the Chargers for a fourth straight time. Seemed buddy-buddy with Norv sharing the "I survived working for skeletor" in common but did help jump start a moribund offense. Trade for Carson Palmer for 1st and 2nd was always questionable.

Todd Haley - Ex-Chiefs HC who earned his stripes coaching the offense of the Cardinals into the Superbowl. I actually think he is underrated and would be a great fit. Like Hue would have McDaniels-like insider knowledge of the personnel of a divisional rival.

Of course, none of these people will be hired because that would mean a fresh face and voice to the Chargers F.O. which believes that if ain't broke (too bad) don't fix it. Norv will call the plays (the same ones for the past 20 years), AJ will continue to reach for projects, and the OC will be a figurehead. Bolts 2012 - destination Superbowl.