Why does this not surprise me? There is something a bit ignominious about being in last place. But it’s also that we are losing to the fucking raiders. Get that, we are in last place and the Raiders are in first class, sipping wine and dining on cheese. Ok wait, that’s the first time class and raiders were in the same sentence since Al Davis did all those keg stands with the kids at San Diego State. I think I mean to say, painfully so, the bullshit Raiders are in first place. That hurts. From the family perspective of “fuck the raiders” we get this turd of a football team. (where you wondering if I was referring to the chargers or raiders as a turd team? The answer is the raiders.) And these undisciplined hacks are in first place. This is a painful complication of having a perennially underperforming team. Remember when you felt good about the Chargers? Like 2004 when you realized that Drew Brees was the shit. Or when you knew that if you going to play Indianapolis you were going to win. I really don’t know if I can say that right now. Get that? I’m saying that a winless team quarterbacked by Curtis Painter has a reasonable chance for change by beating the chargers. Is Curtis the quarterback of the Colts anymore? The answer is I don’t care because the gd (and I don’t mean Grateful Dead) raiders are in first place, and beat us 3 times in a row. Next thing you know Eddie Murphy will be funny and have a career again and Eli might wipe that lost look off his face. One can dream I guess. Damned raiders.
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