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Shaun Phillips' Birthday Cake is Amazing

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That is the greatest birthday cake I've ever seen, and so functional! It can be carried around from party to party easily in it's Louis Vuitton carrying case (which I hope is also edible), and the stacks of SP-money make it so nobody has to do any cutting.

(HT: Gorditoe, who was sent along these pictures with word that he thought the cake was chocolate. Since he never got back to me on the cake's flavor, I'm going to imagine he's still eating one of those giant stacks.)

By the way, if you're not following Shaun's Twitter you're missing out on some gems....like pictures from tonight's bikini pillow fight (seemingly held on top of a mattress floating on a pool). I implore you to go follow him now so you don't miss any future fun.

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I am SPs biggest fan

Personally I would appreciate more bikini pictures, and less photos of his poser cake; but if he keeps being a beast off the edge I’ll let it slide

IMO

by Foilhat on May 21, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

The man has style

No, I don't think you're an idiot. Please don't go trying to prove me wrong about that.

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by Wonko on May 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES HE DOES

He was flossin at club 207 as well…him and some other players were with a lot of hot ass girls too.I wish I could have taken pictures but I like paychecks so I had to refrain…

by Gorditoe1 on May 22, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lame.....

Good player, but another indication of where these guys heads are at. Somewhere other than where they need to be.

by remmrtn on May 21, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate this response

The dude made roughly SEVENTY times my salary last year. Is he supposed to not celebrate that? Should he pretend he has no money? Is he not allowed to enjoy the riches of his hard labor?

I’d love to see anyone making that type of money and not, every so often, enjoy it. Actually, no I wouldn’t. That’d be an even bigger crime.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on May 22, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agree

Its just a cake! He didn’t blow 100K on strippers or buy a solid gold Ferrari or whatever. Its a cake. Lots of people get nice cakes for their birthdays. There are like 5 reality shows on TV dedicated to the subject of fancy cake. What the hell is so evil about him having a nice cake for his party?

by CABurrito on May 22, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is just a cake. And a very nice cake!

But I highly doubt the cake is the reason people are saying he’s a douche. I think it’s stemming from the legal issues and bar fights. It just shows a lack of maturity. I think a lot of Chargers fans are getting impatient. They don’t want to hear about how cool the players’ birthday cakes are. They want to hear about the off-season workouts they’re doing and the positive things the players are doing to try and win this city a championship. With the team showing signs of immaturity the last time we saw them on the field, it’s easy for me to understand their frustration.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 22, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off season training and OTAs are proceeding as normal. Attendance has been strong, practices have been good, etc etc.

Anyone who doesn’t want to know about things like birthday cakes probably shouldn’t be following someone’s Twitter account.

by CABurrito on May 22, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shaun Phillips

is a total douche, i don’t even care. yeah he is a good player but he is a tool and im over him. more guys like rivers, less guys like SP

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving.-Einstein

by cameronm on May 21, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

rec'd

exactly

Life is like riding a bicycle, to keep your balance, you must keep moving.-Einstein

by cameronm on May 21, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was wondering

Because where I live, usually someone else chooses your birthday cake for you and chooses the venue and entertainment. I am not saying he is or isn’t a d-bag ( I really don’t know him), it just seems like this cannot be pinned directly on him.

How do I break it to the cat that since he has been declawed, the rabbit he sees in our backyard would kick his sorry butt?

by Cold_Old_Steelers_Fan on May 22, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Calm down, fellas.

Just because you prefer Rivers’ hobbies (family) to Phillips (dancing, shopping) does not mean they’re better or that SP is a douche. The guy definitely gives 100% in practice and during games, should he be the one who gets the choose his own interests and how he spends his money?

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on May 22, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think thats funny

Considering that the rest of the league thinks of Rivers as the Emperor of Doucheland. We all know its not true and perception isn’t reality, but its a great example of how people can be misjudged based on scant information. Maybe that’s also the case here with Phillips?

by CABurrito on May 22, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm

Isn’t the purpose of a blog and the pictures posted on said blog to provide us NEW (and old) commentators a forum to express our opinions?

by remmrtn on May 22, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

I said that in my comment as well,but you guys give opinions full of negativity about these guys.I don’t know if you know SP95 (cuz I don’t) but apart from partying and having fun,he also has a foundation for kids called the After School All Stars….

He routinely has fundraisers for his foundation like dodge ball tourneys,bowling events and social gatherings.It all goes to benefit after school programs, so that young kids can have a place to hang out and play sports and other fun activities between the times of 3-6 when most kids are alone waiting for their parents to get off work. It gives them an alternative to hanging out on the streets and maybe get involved with gangs and drugs.

My point is that he doesn’t sound like a “DOUCH” to me.He actually sounds like a decent human being,so if your “opinion” is to bash someones character without even knowing anything about them then I think you would be considered kind of a douche yourself.That is all. Welcome to BFTB and remember your opinion is always welcome here!

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by Gorditoe1 on May 22, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd.

I mean, come on. If you’re young, rich, and single, why not go a little hedonistic? I mean, most NORMAL folk do that on their birthdays.

The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.

If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.

by StrangeBroP25 on May 22, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Amen

Its a cake. Nothing more. Something fun for his birthday. Is he not allowed that? Does he have to be studying film and working out 24/7/365?

by CABurrito on May 22, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well, obviously.

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on May 22, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Again, I don’t think anyone here is being critical about the cake itself (that cake is an impressive piece of art) or drawing conclusions based on the cake alone, or being critical about guys with money having fun. If that was Legedu Naane’s cake I am sure everyone would have another reason to think Legedu is dope but since it is Shaun Phillips’ it is yet another reason to think Phillips is a clown. I don’t think he’s a clown because he is “living life to the fullest” (whut up 2 all y’all lozerz who b eatin’ caret cayke) by putting pictures of himself on $100 bills (and we all would be laughing if you were a regular guy who did that, the irony and all) I think he is a clown because I actually do read what this twit tweets and it it is disturbingly shallow, immature and, at times, mean-spirited. In fact, one of the redeeming things about Twitter is that there is no misquoting middleman to tweak perceptions—what you see is what you get and what you get from him is a whole bunch of bulls%*t. That aside, because we of course don’t need all of our football players to be statesmen or Philip Rivers, his behavior on and off the field, for a lot of Charger fans, for good reason, seems to be emblematic of one of the very few things that has wrong with this team the past few years. From his running yap to his bullying of bar staff and patrons; from his inexcusable playoff penalty and his subsequent childish unaccountability over it (check out his recent interview on XX1090 with Darren Smith and his response to it for a perfect illustration of why people are fed-up with him and other shameless self-promoting, entitled and immature athletes) to his legal troubles; from his pre-game bong rips and skirmishes with coaches to his constant in-season bar presence and his wack bowling dance; Shaun Phillips, to me, represents what is wrong with the Chargers and is one of the reasons the Chargers come up short when it matters most. This latest douche-move is just icing on the cake. (Apologies for my own douche-move there.)

by Rocket Surgery on May 22, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

gorditoe

i added u on twitter jonescomp

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 22, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree and Rec'd

The 1090 interview and his “tweets” are reasons to dislike him. His cake looked cool and I see no problem with it.

by JeromeB on May 23, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's where I am.

I could take or leave Shaun Phillips.

But that cake I could take, ’cause it takes the cake.

What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the cheerleaders!

by Neoplatonist Bolthead on May 26, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

COME ON...

I know you got better punchlines than that…..

by Gorditoe1 on May 27, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

W O R D.

"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin

by tonik on May 22, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think

That it’s a pretty sick cake actually…I kinda think gorditoe is right on this..i mean it’s cool to have rivers being a family man type guy but we gotta realize not every player is gonna be like rivers and every player has their own style and I’m not gonna hate on phillips just cuz of a cake c’mon! Btw props to Travis Johnson for working out with his team after he got tendered

by NorthCountyBolt on May 22, 2010 2:57 AM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

F*cked up

I don’t get it. This guy’s a douche and yet we (including AJ) prefer him to Merriman?

by The Gorn on May 22, 2010 4:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Going off last seasons stats alone,

yes, we prefer SP over Merriman.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 22, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's pretty funny, actually.

A bit egotistical but what the hell, right? And if you REALLY want to quibble about “character”, Merriman is no less of a barfly than SP.

The Padres are good, but make no mistake: we've gotta beef up the linwup.

If I had a nickel from every SBN blog that has banned me, Arrowhead Pride would owe me 5¢.

by StrangeBroP25 on May 22, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer players that play

And those under contract, just like the Chargers front office

IMO

by Foilhat on May 23, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's where it's funny

if I did this, a regular guy with a regular job and a regular salary, my friends and family would find it hilarious. we’d show pictures to other people and they’d think it was hilarious too. they’d compliment us for the creativity and follow-through. why does SP get criticized?

"When they come for me I'll be sitting at my desk, with a gun in my hand wearing a bullet-proof vest, singing 'My, my, my, how the time does fly when you know you're going to die by the end of the night.'" - Catch 22

by John Gennaro on May 22, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Well what if you had legal issues in the past

and your friends and family were rooting for you to turn your life around? Would they still find the cake hilarious, or could they possibly take it as a sign that maybe you’re not on the right track? Just sayin.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 22, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just using that as an analogy because

I think Chargers fans are rooting for Shaun to make a turn around. We all know that if he has one more incident even resembling his last altercation AJ will not hesitate to cut ties with him. We already have enough holes and or question marks on defense right now, especially at the OLB position (will Merriman be back? Will English live up to his draft status etc.), we don’t need anymore.

I’m not saying Shaun is doing anything wrong. It’s just not inspriring much confidence that he’s changed, that’s all.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 22, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Turn around from what

The guy has had problems getting into fights or whatever, I dont think he’s ever been convicted of anything. Who cares if he chooses to party and flaunt his wealth, only haters IMO. You are right about there being questions at OLB, but SP isnt a one of them. I am not his friend or his family, I am just a fan. So I am rooting for him on the field, off of it I hope he’s happy just like every other living thing in the universe. If it makes him happy to party, then I am happy for him.

IMO

by Foilhat on May 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see what you're saying

and since he hasn’t been convicted maybe I should have said “run-ins with the law” instead of “legal issues”. But the point I’m trying to make is that he has had 3 incidents where he “allegedly” struck a security guard/bouncer. One more incident like that, and he may very well be on his way out the door. it’s not hard to tell the guy likes to get a little rowdy from time to time. I like Shaun as a player and I’m not hating on the guy. As long as he stays out of trouble and playing at a high level, all is well, right?

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA Where do we vote, on priority of these twitter pictures? I would hope pillow fight would be first

IMO

by Foilhat on May 23, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Haha

I would hope so too.

"I always tell the truth, even when I lie" -Tony Montana

by SoCalBoltFan on May 24, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

A regular guy with a regular job and salary

having a birthday cake that is a suitcase full of money is more hilarious to me than a really rich guy having the same cake, but maybe that is just my sense of humor.

That being said I still have no problem at all with him having a cool birthday cake.

by JeromeB on May 23, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some of u dudes r lame..

 acting like haters. This cake is awesome and I love it. why wouldn’t u do this when u got alot of money? Den U guys must not be living life to its fullest.

Reppin SD (Z-G)

by BFTB_zach on May 22, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

thanks john

shahn has a great twitter page

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider

by j-man on May 22, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, I'm screwing this all up....

Here is a cake no one can complain about…

by remmrtn on May 22, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

My buddies wedding cake

Insisted on a Murph cake (He still refuses to call it Qualcomm) and almost got the wife to allow the playing of the San Diego Superchargers!! song as they walked into the reception, but not quite. We did pass the DJ a copy of it which he snuck in during the festivities later in the evening.

by remmrtn on May 22, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I blame John for choosing the wrong picture.

Bolts from the Blue // "He looks like a catfish" - Nick Hardwick on Brandon Siler
Bloody Elbow // " looks like your comment violated rule #4. and it’s a heck of a rule, rule #4" - Kid Nate

by Richard Wade on May 23, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must be the most boring dead portion of the off season…

by Orz on May 22, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

My opinion of SP was formed before this

…so it naturally rubs me the wrong way. The cake itself is pretty mild and harmless.

It’s just another in a long and rich history of little things that show how immature and small-minded SP is. From the headbutt in the last playoff game to the tweets about being “yung CEO” (sic) and losing his phone all the time. Now, we all know people who routinely lose their phones, but at for me they’re also the people you don’t trust with anything you care about – like your favorite team, for example. It seems funny or even whimsical until it affects you – but you’ll get no sympathy because the warning signs were all there.

by Lenny Suckerpunch on May 24, 2010 8:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Let's also not forget that the man is a father

who goes headlong into fatherhood with the same bad attitude. Like this twitter nugget: “My boy said a girl was so ugly that she looks like relish. Lol.”

by Lenny Suckerpunch on May 24, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

The cake is nice, very creative

But I also take it as a sign of excess. Maybe the cake is an indication that success has gone to Shaun Philip’s head. Hubris would be a bad thing for sure.

Maybe it’s a sign that SP is living the "larger than life" and pissing away his money faster than it is coming in. In my mind this is worse. I hate to see these players washed up broke only a few years out of football. They give so much to play in the NFL, I always root for players to hang on to some of the big coin. And so many of them burn out like shooting stars. That cake makes me think that the worst is happening for Shaun Philips. These thoughts make it harder for me to watch the game knowing that this guy is on a self-destructive path.

Personally I want to see the team win, and I want to see the players win. The stories of guys like Terrence Kiel, Ryan Leaf, Chris Mims, Norman Hand make it harder to see the game as a win-win situation. Should I add SP and V- Jax to the death list right now?

by Trendsearcher on May 24, 2010 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

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