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Predict the Ridiculous: Texans Edition

The post I did for the Titans game seems to have warded off disaster, so like the superstitious fools that we are, let's do it again just in case. What boneheaded things do you think the Bolts will do this week to cost them the game?

My entries:

  • Sproles muffs a punt (let's face it he's due!)
  • The game winning touchdown in the final seconds is called back because Dombro forgot to report eligible.
  • Roughing the Punter late in the fourth with the game in the balance.
  • A two point conversion attempt is intercepted and returned for a deuce.
  • Special Teams finally shows up and pins the Texans on the one yard line with a punt, but a busted assignment against a jumbo three tight end package gives up a 99 yard TD run to Arian Foster. Let's call it a Gregory-rust goof.
  • Vjax steals Seyi Ajiritoutu's jersey and plays in the game, Chargers forfeit after the truth is discovered.
  • Philip Rivers, trying to be a cool guy like Ryan Mathews, signs up for World of Warcraft and goes missing for a month. He's later discovered holed up in his house subsisting on a diet of pizza rolls, 40 pounds heavier, with wrists so sprained he can't hold a football, a vicious hatred for the sun, and a vocabulary limited to the words "kek" and "lol".

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