Predict the Ridiculous: Broncos Edition
by SD FTW on Nov 19, 2010 10:47 AM PST
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Since it has seemed to work the past few weeks, and Orz has not started this week's edition, lets get down to it.
A few circumstances after the jump.
1) Jay Cutler dresses up in Orton's uniform to get revenge in the 4th quarter and throws for 300 yards.
2) Special teams succesfuly punts at the 5 yard line with 5 seconds left for 60 yards just to give up the return TD to lose the game.
3) El Capitan lines up wide on a wild cat in the 2nd and gets leveled. He is out for the rest of the game.
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Here is my completely unbelievable and ridiculous prediction:
no special team blunders.
I know, it’s crazy to even talk like that.
by Stephen (shaynes41) on Nov 19, 2010 11:18 AM PST reply actions
I predicted
on another thread they may actually do something positive. Big. For us. The Chargers.
I know – here come the guys in white coats.
Again.
'Special' Teams means those guys ride in a big orange bus, right?
It's NEVER a shrimp on the barbie. It's not even a shrimp.
by The Land Of Real Beer on Nov 19, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
The Chargers are down by 7 with no time left.
They score a TD to cut the deficit to 1. Then Long Snapper #7 blows the snap on the PAT, sailing it over Scifres’s and Kaeding’s heads. Nate runs back and picks up the ball, and heaves it towards the end zone. It hits Brandon Dombrowski (an eligible receiver) in the chest, and he fails to make the catch. The Chargers lose by 1 point.
My name is Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.
"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!"
Faceless slider-tossing goofs FTW.
by Zach (maestro876) on Nov 19, 2010 11:47 AM PST reply actions
Eddie
On punts demarius on kickoff
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by Sergio AppleSeed on Nov 19, 2010 9:48 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
The ball
is snapped back to Scifres for the first punt, who has just pulled a groin muscle adjusting his jockstrap.
He knows only one thing – that he is on San Diego Special Teams and must therefore abide by his contract to do something crazy at least two times per game.
He starts chewing the ball instead of kicking it while doing a River Dance. He gets tackled at the 30 yard line and receives a further penalty for equipment abuse and a hefty NFL fine.
'Special' Teams means those guys ride in a big orange bus, right?
It's NEVER a shrimp on the barbie. It's not even a shrimp.
by The Land Of Real Beer on Nov 19, 2010 12:04 PM PST reply actions
Maybe we missed a ST clause in their contracts
that states “in years that end in zero, San Diego Cahrgers Special Teams must maintain a performance ranking on par with San Diego High School.”
6/10/2010 - Tra Thomas signs with the Chargers
8/21/2010 - Tra Thomas retires.
That was fast.
Typo and all.
6/10/2010 - Tra Thomas signs with the Chargers
8/21/2010 - Tra Thomas retires.
That was fast.
Why, should it have been in Spanish?
ZING
6/10/2010 - Tra Thomas signs with the Chargers
8/21/2010 - Tra Thomas retires.
That was fast.
ahem..
“en años terminando en cero, los equipos especiales de los Cargadores de San Diego tienen que mantener un desempeño correspondiente con la escuela secundaria de San Diego.
The sports team from my geographical area is superior to the sports team from your geographical area and will emerge victorious due to its very superiority.
by Superduperboltman on Nov 19, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
Eddie Royal
takes a kickoff and punt return back for touchdowns in the 3rd and 4th quarter and Cason has a pick bounce off his hands and into a receiver’s who takes it to the end zone for a TD as the 4th quarter expires
The sports team from my geographical area is superior to the sports team from your geographical area and will emerge victorious due to its very superiority.
by Superduperboltman on Nov 19, 2010 12:37 PM PST reply actions
I can't believe you all missed it....
Norv GUARANTEED no more blocked punts for the rest of the year! No way does fickle fate, Steve Crosby or Jacob Hester let Norv get away with THAT much hubris.
Blocked punt for a Broncos’ TD, Chargers loose by 3.
Come on something with a ball slipping of the hand of the QB, it has to be!!
On game winning drive ball slips out of Rivers hands onto Denver OLB who runs it back for touchdown. Cosmic revenge for Elway Int in 1994 season.
I will repeat previous statement, Cutler rule comes back to bite chargers in a**, as referee overturns incompletion and Denver recovers fumble and wins game.
I'll be honest,
I hate these, just the thought of El Capitan being out for the game sends a shiver down my spine.
I am the anti-analyst.
Darren Sproles returns a kickoff for a TD
-Broncos get dominated on defense, except when they get a turnover
-Rivers will fumble a pick-up 6
-Chargers get a punt blocked, but a defenseman would be offsides and negates it.
-Tim Tebow will catch a TD pass out of the Jesuscat
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