Is Tila Tequila Lying?
Alright, I got half way through writing this before realizing that Acee beat me to the punch. Take it away, Kevin....
Look, I don't know the girl. I'm not passing judgment. I don't really even care. But I find this chronology of tweets from Tila Tequila to be interesting.
She appears (and I stress appears, because we don't know exactly what it is she's saying) to say that she doesn't drink in a tweet from today:
She writes: I am allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That is how I got the name Tila "Tequila" cuz the irony. I cant drink.
Yet this series of tweets from Friday suggest she might actually drink:
First: Dman im drunk!!!!!!! Im headed to this Chargers VS 49ers game right now!!!!!!!! YAYYYYYYY!!!!!! @shawnemerriman u ready?? LETS GOOOOO!
Later: U want me to post another pic of me DRUNK right now?? LOLLL I cant walk! HELP ME! falls down toilet
And then: http://twitpic.com/gi382 - Me getting Tipsy in my hotel about to go to the Chargers VS 49ers Game! Then Parttaaay in ma pizzants! LOL
Not to mention.....
Jan Caldwell, a spokeswoman for the Sheriff’s Department, said there were several other people at the home at the time of the alleged assault and investigators have questioned them.
Caldwell said the couple had been at a nightclub earlier in the evening and Tequila was intoxicated when deputies arrived.
So now she's saying that Merriman and the Sheriff's Department are lying?
I'm not saying she's making this up. What she's saying sounds familiar, but I thought I had heard that she was allergic to tequila and not to all alcohol. I don't even know that it's possible to be allergic to all alcohol, since they're all so different. Anyways, she's not doing a good job of trying to make the public believe her.
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As I said in the other thread
if you want to give her the benefit of the doubt, what she might have meant is “I’m allergic to alcohol, therefore I should not drink, even though I do.”
If she actually intended to say that she does not drink, then that’s just jaw-dropping.
by Nohm on Sep 7, 2009 12:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m willing to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but that’s a reach.
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Sep 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
The only way that her tweet makes any sense is if she intended to say that she shouldn’t be drinking.
The claim “Tila Tequila does not drink alcohol” is just lunacy.
I understand where you’re coming from, and I hope you’re right, it’s just… as much as I dislike what I’ve seen of this woman, I don’t want to assume that she’s that big of a liar.
by Nohm on Sep 7, 2009 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emphasis on
“I don’t want to assume”… I got burned by that Clinton guy a while ago. ;-)
by Nohm on Sep 7, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My point is….if that was what she was trying to say, why say it? There’s no point in her Tweeting that she’s allergic to alcohol and shouldn’t be drinking it.
The fact that the Tweet in question is (mostly) spelled correctly and even has (mostly) correct punctuation leads me to believe that it says exactly what she wanted it to say. That’s just me though. I put a lot of stock in Tweets that end with periods.
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Sep 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My point is
that "can’t drink’ is ambiguous.
I completely agree that “don’t drink” is the most obvious, and likely, reading of that… from nearly anyone else.
Coming from her, it’s just near-impossible to believe. While I, of course, very much hope that she is this much of a bald-faced liar, and therefore it’s likely that Shawne is completely innocent, it’s just such a batpoop insane lie.
by Nohm on Sep 7, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess she could also mean
“I am physically unable to drink alcohol, as there is a force wall located in my throat”, but… yeah, not so much.
by Nohm on Sep 7, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's definitely not helping her credibility.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe, just maybe
She was drunk and she was trying to leave and Shawne Merriman is a stand up guy and he tried to stop her.
Or maybe she doesn’t drink and she had everyone fooled, including the sherrifs. And maybe Merriman physically abused her, in a drunken rage, but somehow I doubt it.
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by The Kipper on Sep 7, 2009 12:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all things considered...
Im sure MTV has a clip of her actually taking a shot or drinking some kind of alcohol. Ive been around people like this before and ive seen people break out into rashes and hives, they would always test the waters to see how many drinks they can actually handle before any of these break outs and im sure she has. Look she said she is alergic to alcohol but she never said she NEVER drinks alcohol either. So that doesnt really justify that she wasnt drunk or drank something that night. Now what’s sad is that she twittered all these stuff up… so what now… She gonna call herself a liar that she doesnt drink cause she’s allergic to alcohol? Cmon get your story straight and save yourself the embarrassment! Clearly there were no signs of abuse!
This is a sad time for Chargers Fans all over the country… I cant imagine what else Merriman can do that would keep him as a Charger… We all love him and appreciate his skills on the field and appreciate what he does for his community as well.
Well AJ Smith you got your wish… Wish granted, I hope your happy AJ! cause a lot of us arent
***MZ LANZ***
by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 12:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Believe me
this is the LAST thing AJ wanted to happen.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah im sure
I just wonder if Merriman really wants to be a Charger still even before all this…
***MZ LANZ***
by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No matter how Merriman feels
I don’t see how that’s on AJ.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why on Earth...
would AJ have wished for this?
Alcoholics have “an allergy to alcohol”. That doesn’t mean they don’t drink, just that it affects them different than it affects everyone else. I’m not saying she is an alcoholic, but I’ve never heard that term related to anything BUT alcoholics.
by Hoot1969 on Sep 7, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
I might be pushing the whole wish thing… I take it back
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by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah one other thing....
I guess Chargers Moving to LA should be out of the question… If AJ and the Spanos family want their team to be out of the lime light LA should definitly be out of the picture cause I can see it now… Reporting: LA TIMES reporting Chargers Players seen in Bar fight blah blah blah blah blah.
***MZ LANZ***
by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude is that why LA will not supoort an NFL team?
hmmm
Las Vegas might get the chargers
Man if they would’ve won a superbowl we would’ve already got a stadium
by BFTB_zach on Sep 7, 2009 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Las Vegas
Might even be a worse place… Vegas is like the upgraded verison of the LA party scene….
***MZ LANZ***
by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she definatly drinks.....
thats the secret to MOST reality shows, but hers they would actually show them drinking and at 5 foot 75 lbs it cant take much
by birds fly high on Sep 7, 2009 1:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
She's a train wreck
I’m sure we have all dated girls like this. They are fun, they are exciting, they are great in bed, BUT they are a pain. If you don’t realize that early, then you realize it too like..i.e. Shawne.
They live in a false reality and are so used to using their good looks to get things that most can’t they don’t know how to deal with real life situations.
This girl is a no talent TV whore that just wants attention.
My hope is that the DA will investigate and bring up chargers against her for falsifying information.
by SD Steve on Sep 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely good for Tila Tequila
Now every week, some city will have some article online with “(insert QB) = Tila Tequila” after their team gets steamrolled. She’s taken one step closer to the apex of her craft!
by Neoplatonist Bolthead on Sep 7, 2009 3:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shawne has made his official return to twitter...
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2009 3:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the chargers definately didnt need this…. thank god our division is horrible.. or least hope they will be…
this should go out as a warning to all athletes, dont mess with crazy biznatches like Tila. I donk think we’ll ever know the truth besides the he said/she said. It’s possible she was drunk, it’s possible he choked her. Either way, Merriman better dump that reality ho
In Kobe we trust!
by robi s on Sep 7, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think
this just fuels him up… he’s prolly bottled up the anger now and is gonna let it all out come Monday
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by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Whole Truth
Tila Tequila shakes her finger while looking into the TV camera and says, “I NEVER had alcoholic relations with that delicious strawberry Margarita.” Her publicist declares the accusations to be a “vast Right Wing conspiracy”. Jon Stewart refers to Tequila as a “silicone-based life form who will certainly be elected to Congress during the next Republican administration”.
by tommy thompson on Sep 7, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Everything from her mouth seems to be one big contradicting (to put it nicely).
http://www.tila-tequila.org/article/2/tila-tequila-answers-some-major-questions
This was from a couple of years ago, in it she says, “yeah I’m allergic to alcohol, but that doesn’t stop me from drinking”
by creanium on Sep 7, 2009 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's really beyond me why she would bring that up again
in such a manner that makes it sound like she’s saying “I don’t drink because I’m allergic, so I couldn’t have been drunk last night.” She clearly doesn’t let it stop her from drinking.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
false arrest
If the allegations prove false, and I believe they will, merriman could file a false arrest complaint against her (I think) but, he is probably better off letting it fade away. And, I seriously doubt that the sherrifs would be fooled into thinking she was drunk if she wasn’t. I mean you can smell alcohol on a persons breath. Granted, she could have drank one drink and acted drunk and still have alcohol on her breath. But, the reports make that highly unlikely.
by irishlad on Sep 7, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we need more evidence?...
SAN DIEGO — The owner of the nightclub where Shawne Merriman and Tila Tequila spent their Saturday night is coming to the defense of his city’s star player.
James Brennan, who operates the popular Stingaree nightclub in San Diego’s Gaslamp District, is firing back after Tequila claimed she wasn’t intoxicated when a domestic dispute took place after the pair left the club. Employees who waited on the couple told Brennan that the MTV star had multiple shots of tequila and was drinking from a bottle of vodka. The nightclub mogul said he felt compelled to step forward after Tequila posted a message on her Twitter page Sunday night, claiming that she was allergic to alcohol.
“It sounds like she’s allergic to the truth,” he told The Associated Press.
Im sure there are cameras around that place that caught all the action
***MZ LANZ***
by ChargersWitch on Sep 7, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is Tila Tequila Lying?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 7, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TT has spoken up again
via a dozen or so rambling and meandering tweets.
Whatever, I’m done with this story. I’ll check in again if Shawne gets suspended or goes to trial.
Greg Maddux for manager.
by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 7, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I heard and read....
she threatning to put Shawne out there… Dude she’s Psycho and a emotional wreck… Whatever she says tomorrow I hope she thinks before speaking. Cause so far whats been coming out of her mouth has been twisted… Her stories dont match… Oh well were gonna have to wait till she makes her statement.
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by ChargersWitch on Sep 8, 2009 1:14 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
How come there were no reports on me taking a “breathalizer” test to prove I was “drunk”? Just alleged accusations? hmmmmmm……..
I like that one. Why would they be giving her a breathalizer if they weren’t there to arrest her? Unfortunately, it’s not a crime to call the cops while you’re drunk.
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Sep 8, 2009 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
alleged accusations?
She was probably drunk when she wrote that. Maybe the fact that the 14 other people at Shawne’s house and the Owner of club they were at, including their bartenders and waitress said you were drunk should give you a clue Tila?
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this blog is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on our souls.
by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 8, 2009 4:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
BIGGEST LIAR ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH...point blank period.
NEVER MISS A GAME,WHETHER BY BEING THERE OR WATCHING AT HOME,FO SHO!!!
by Gorditoe1 on Sep 8, 2009 1:21 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Alcohol allergy? There's no such thing.
It’s a good thing this chick is pretty, because she’s really dumb. What happens when the looks fade away…? She’s probably allergic to a protein in tequila, which gave her her moniker Tila Tequila. If she was allergic to all alcohol, wouldn’t she be named Tila Alcohol?
It’s not possible to have an allergy to alcohol because ethanol is such a simple molecule. An allergy happens when your body’s antibodies attack something they see as foreign and bad. The thing that they attach is usually a protein, and always a complex molecule. The point where they attach is called the antigen, and there is no antigenic portion of the ethanol molecule.
She could be allergic to something in a particular drink, but every drink is different. Straight vodka isn’t going to have the same proteins as straight tequila. The only thing they have in common is the ethanol, which is non-allergenic.
The bottom line is that this chick is full of crap. I was already convinced by the fact that she tweeted she was drunk multiple times and that the cops and a dozen witnesses said she was drunk. I just thought I would throw a little of the science part out there for anyone who still wasn’t sure who to believe.
by Chargers on Sep 8, 2009 9:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah,pretty dumb and pretty skanky!!!
NEVER MISS A GAME,WHETHER BY BEING THERE OR WATCHING AT HOME,FO SHO!!!
by Gorditoe1 on Sep 8, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Very Together Young Lady
If AJ could get Tom Brady or Albert Haynesworth, the Boltz should trade Shawne Laughingman yesterday. As for Tila Tequila, trade her to the Raiders for a couple of cases of Napa wine.She’ll blend right in with Infected Nation. As for their respective attorneys, both should be tossed off the newly renovated Golden Gate bridge on pay-per-view and the funds donated to the new stadium in San Diego.
by tommy thompson on Sep 8, 2009 11:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody doesn’t like lawyers…
"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock
by John Gennaro on Sep 9, 2009 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw this post on another site; thought it was funny enough to share
The discussion was on her erasing her tweets and having a lawyer spin to save her image. " It’s good she hired a lawyer cause so far in her career the only professionals doing dirty image saving work were teenage boys clicking ‘save picture as’."
I have a LT doll... yeah I'm a little embarassed.
by catch22b on Sep 9, 2009 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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