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Chargers @ Raiders 2nd Half Thread

Here we go.  This should speed things up for everyone.

At the half, you should begin tying your nooses.  The Chargers cannot stop the run, or the pass when Russell is actually accurate.  They also cannot run, LT may or may not be injured, and the Rivers cannot find anybody that's open.  The defense has no sacks, almost zero pressures and only Stephen Cooper seems to know how to tackle.  If it weren't for a Quentin Jammer interception, it'd be difficult to watch the second half of this game.

However, because it's the Chargers and because of what the Patriots did earlier tonight, we have hope!  The Chargers are a much better second-half team and always have been under Norv.  Keep that in mind.

Your halftime score is 10-10.  Go Chargers.

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My rule of thumb last year

Was that if the Chargers were within 3 at the half, they were going to win. They were just that good at halftime adjustments.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Lets hope they can do the same this season...

and not start slow as they did last year

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baltimore next week

Luckily, it’s in San Diego

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's why i love halftime adjustments

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

0-0

I mean MY GAWD

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Me too

0-0. A TD to start the second half would be nice.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at that

I’m hopeful again. Like a schoolgirl.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

AM I ALMOST GONNA win the mini carnac?

NEVER MISS A GAME,WHETHER BY BEING THERE OR WATCHING AT HOME,FO SHO!!!

by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys. first time poster.

Just joining up for tonight as well.
How has LT looked thus far? Merriman? Rivers? Sproles?

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm

bad, bad, decent, and good

by Lenny Suckerpunch on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

-Awful (injured?)
-Awful, ineffective
-No pocket, no open receivers
-Great on kick returns, poor running or catching.

Great to have new members. Stick around!

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LT=bad, Merriman=nonfactor, Rivers looks ok, sproles is a stud on special teams

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

LT ok

Merriman who?
Rivers is stunning.
Sproles only on returns.

Welcome!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait. Merriman is back? Never woulda’ guessed…

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been adjusting his mohawk on the sidelines. You should see how nice it looks.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is heartbroken...

Can you blame the poor man?

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masoli#8 and I had to deal with Blount’s punch and then 2 days later Merriman’s arrest. Fun weekend that was.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing you each had a shoulder to cry on.

Kellen Clemens sucks.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Coulda sworn he was still injured or in lockup.

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks guys

Sounds to me like Rivers is playing up to his contract, huh?
It also feels, although I am yet to watch LT play a down this year, that with every game he plays, he is killing his legacy.
I know its a very “realist” and pessimistic thought, but it is possible that he is slipping.
I love you LT<3

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We will win. They will Raider it…for those PAC 10 fans out there, it’s the same as Coug’n it.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Marty and Norv regimes seem to have that down for some reason. I think they’re the best team in the NFL at halftime adjustments.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivers is just fine.

He needs protection, and he needs guys to get open. We should make some good adjustments.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers is 10/12 for 60 yards with ZERO protection and basically ZERO run game.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brees couldn't do that

( ;) wonko )

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would serve me right for taking him #6 in my fantasy league. Stupid me. At least I have Sproles.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was feeling better

then they showed the McKelvin fumble again. So now I’m back to being agitated.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Acee

says he’s trying to find out if LT is injured. Monitoring….

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i think it might be a groin

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by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I still smoked

I could use a cigarette

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I found a pack of cloves

that I definitely didn’t buy. That sounds like a horrible call.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found a blunt with some white rhino

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by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you temptress

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

As bad as the first half was...

I think the second will show what kind of heart this team is going to have this year.

by cspfan on Sep 14, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woa woa woa…….let’s move in together.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just want everyone saying Rivers was a punk because of getting into it with Cutler to acknowledge that it was probably Cutler’s crybaby ass fault. Everyone was killing Rivers, but now they are like “wow, Cutler is a little punk huh?”

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe lovers,i smell a new carnac

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by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

Padre fans gather here
and Lingerie Football League/Cricket/Survivor/Amazing Race fans gather here

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahaha

Uncommon Sportsman melts my brain

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the field

why is there a baseball diamond at qualcomm

by calvintheseahawk on Sep 14, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be the reason

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could pretend you’re drunk. That just makes to seem cool.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raiders fan here

I still cannot believe they overturned that call, how was that anything but a catch? I hope this isnt the Raiders of old that buckle when a bad call happens but that was bad

by nateroddick20 on Sep 14, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We all agreed

but we were happy to take the gift.

I honestly think the refs are confused with all of the rules these days. The Bills/Patriots game was so odd with the calls.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya, pretty much ridiculous. We know what that feels like (Hochuli last year)

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

First thing I thought.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

that was a terrible call, I just dont see why they even reviewed it

by nateroddick20 on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much unanimous that it should have been a TD here

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

I think the rule is that you have to possess the ball all the way to to the ground for it to be a catch. When the WR hit the ground, the ball popped loose.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, I don't know the rule.

But as he hit the ground, the ball popped out. I don’t think it matters if his hip happens to hit a fraction of a second before the ball.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't matter if he was down.

When you go to the ground, you have to maintain possession throughout.

The ball popped out.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, we get the ball to start the half.

Time to get some momentum going.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

si

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by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope we win by more than four

to make that reversal meaningless.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Just started a "Let's Go Bolts" chant in my living room.

My neighbor heard and joined in.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Wouldn’t “Let’s go Chargers” work better?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at the game Saturday, and when the Ducks are on defense you know how everyone goes “OOOOOOOOOO”. This guy behind me goes, “why are they saying ‘OOOO’ when we are on defense?” He then proceeds to yell “DEEEEEEEEEEE” for every defensive play for the rest of the game. I laughed so hard.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not in this case.

It was a simple “Let’s go Bolts… Let’s go Bolts…”

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LT = healthy, i suppose?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Chris Johnson

I hate that dude. Way underrated.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

It earns lots of compliments.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vazquez.

Down.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck FUCK

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by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Vasquez down

Who’s ready for the lack of depth on the O-line? Mooch will come in.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Memo to LT

The raiders are supposed to be where you get fat on stats

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Great,

We sure can afford our o-line taking a hit…Not good!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Read back up and read my comment about the game Saturday about 1 page up.

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Asomugha = Best CB in football

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jammer

really does give him a run for his money

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

LEGEDID!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Naanee

Insane catch

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nannee!!

HUGE catch.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

So thats the call that was so controversial? These officials are rereertarded

And that catch was insane

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Flags.

False start. Osgood.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Golic

is the best guy in the booth for this game.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

That's when you know

it’s gonna be brutal.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

When was LT's last stiff arm?

2007? 2006?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers with all day

That’s what we need

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackson!

Starting to get a rhythm.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

FIRST DOWN FIRST DOWN

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe Mooch

should have the RG job.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Vincent Jackson

Get that man the damn ball..

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LT losing yardage.

Holding on Chargers.

GODDAMN IT.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon now

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OK seriously, stop running.

THROW THE GODDAMNED BALL.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

LT is done

I’m calling it. He does not have it anymore

by Lenny Suckerpunch on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

He needs Neal

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/32 of the season in?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the preseason

he is a step slow and goes down really easily now

by Lenny Suckerpunch on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe it.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

BEAUTIFUL THROW

to Floyd.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats a catch!

Floyd!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know we were over here

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

thank the lord they tackled themselves

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Seems like he had a few red zone picks last year. I clearly remember being pretty pissed about that more than once.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right on time…

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's tricky.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bad did Vasquez's injury look?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lucky bounce off the hands

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was Gates

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

kidding me

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

Antonio’s fault. Gotta catch that

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS?

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

On the bright side

Charlie Whitehurst’s hair looks fantastic tonight

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

He's holding the clipboard like a champ

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am really enjoying the hat/headset combo.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that what Merriman is doing, hooking up Whitehurst’s blue mohawk?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I Like the dee-dee-deeee

tagline in your signiture…

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, sir.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

rly

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gates has to catch that.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen him run?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, you belong here

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

“If I can’t see them, they can’t see me. If I can’t see them, they can’t see me. If I can’t see them-OOOOWWWWW. WTF WAS THAT?”

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vasquez

in the locker room. They’re looking at his knee. Probably done for this game.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hey

Maybe the Padres can give the chargers some points.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

make it so

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who wants to run it?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd help

But I’m way too bust to be the #1 guy

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busty?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Busy with the busty lady in black

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't do that

The A’s have 9 points to give.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg why cant we catch those

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY!! SHAWNE MERRIMAN SHOWED UP TO PLAY!!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Playing possum?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like coming-off-surgery slow or…?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hey!

A pressure forced throwaway!

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok ball right back.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

nickname01 is online

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

brings a smile to my face

everytime Russell throws on the run

by cspfan on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sproles might die tonight

he keeps running into huge hits

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

UTUI

YES

NEVER MISS A GAME,WHETHER BY BEING THERE OR WATCHING AT HOME,FO SHO!!!

by Gorditoe1 on Sep 14, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe nobody taught him the fair catch rule

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Returners…they become returners because they are fearless, but then they have to sometimes not be fearless. Thin line…

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whats the deal with Larry English?

Are we set for the future behind Merriman?
I haven’t heard anything about him since the draft.

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We should have taken Oher

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Le Sigh

It would be nice to have a beast at RT, but then they wouldn’t have drafted Vasquez.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile another OL down

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure. You haven’t heard much because he hasn’t played/done/shown much. According to the Chargers, he’s great.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have traded the pick for cash,

to get Merriman on a Godly steroid cycle.
=Chargers Win?

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

The price of gold has changed!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

This feels just like Saturday man. Was Purdue better than we thought, or were we playing bad? Are the Raiders good, or are we playing bad?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

On saturday...

I think it was Purdue being a very good team…This however looks to me like the chargers having no authority in the trenches…playing bad…

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by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come ON.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Hardwick Down

Great. Tyronne Green? Fantastic.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Quote of the game.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or holding plays

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Terrible work by the refs

Hardwick down because they didn’t whistle the play dead soon enough.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

OH DAMMIT

is that a cart?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Hardwick!

NO!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This does not look good

The beginning of the end for the Chargers?

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Replay

Hardwick has to be out for the season after that. That was brutal. Mooch, starting Center.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid play call

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is playing RG?

It looked like Manu.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Mscuziadfski is at center

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell kind of play call was that? Like the defense has just been shutting them down or something?

Can Sproles defend kicks too?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense is all right this half.

Offense screwed by penalties and injuries. Woo hoo.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

2/5 of the OL down

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Acee

“With Tyrrone Green inactive, the Chargers have no more O linemen left — ka” So…..Manu is the starting RG now?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I guess

Unless Dombrowski was out there and I didn’t see him.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZERO sacks…against the effing RAIDERS.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone asked Acee the same thing

His reply was “They’re blitzing, but it’s not working”

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Acee

Writer for the union tribune. He twitters from the games.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...

it is widely considered fact

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

but everyone knows that guy is an asshole.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

The assistant.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

Its actually raining at my house in encinitas for the first time in months!!! This is weird!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god Russell sucks.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

OK

So the Raiders offense looks shitty again. Now we only have 3 OLmen tho

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If only we had charly Martin!

he could play anywhere amazing!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imagine

What an average QB would do to us?

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

so who the hell is playing OL?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

McNeill, Dielman, Mooch, Dombrowski, Clary.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

LT has 8 carries for 35 yards. 4.4 yard average. The yards per carry isn’t as horrible as I thought.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay LT

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

No Way!

A stiff arm has been spotted in the wild!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

VINTAGE

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AN LT STIFFARM

IT’S ENDANGERED! SHOOT IT!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I just saw LT

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish Mike Greenberg would just stfu.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I can handle Young and Golic because they have some credibility, but metro boy needs to shut up before I send Blount up there to deal with his nerd ass.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jacobester

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Good blocker, but too slow to be anything else. As he just proved

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not sold on him yet..

But I think he will get better

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

McNeill, Dielman, Mruczkowski, Dombrowski, Clary -- ka

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on now

I just said that

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh great....

I hope that’s a penalty on Ellis

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nooooo

rivers did something stupid!

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by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers, please

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Taunting

GRRRRRR

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what

I don’t have a problem with it. He was yelling at the guy because Warren went for his knees on a play that was blown dead

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are the announcers sucking the raiders dicks

we just lost half our o line, and they are saying te raiders d line is playing so inspired..

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah

He just say “Stay away from my knees when the play doesn’t mean anything.”

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to keep his stupid mouth shut.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

They were playing dirty and he called them out

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god

Implosion

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a joke.

http://i25.tinypic.com/2ynnwwn.jpg

by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

what is happening

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

signature norv opening

At least Al Davis isn't running my team's drafts.

by bringbackbuddytrees on Sep 14, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder why we are having O-Line problems? Ummmm maybe because ALL OF OUR STARTERS TOOK GOLF CARTS TO THE LOCKER ROOM?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

5 more?!?!

Jeeeeeez.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

How are we not down by 100?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Too many similarities.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

west coast offense?

Norv must’ve had the first 250 plays scripted.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

He likes to keep the analysis and creativity for the 4th quarter.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

How is it still 10-10?

I’m praying for a 13-10 win

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm thinking more like

12 – 10

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Groucho Marx

by planetjeffy on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jamarcus Russell is the best player on our team tonight.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Self destructing?

We are lucky to be still tied

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Scifres = Offensive Player of the Game. PUT HIM ON THE TRAILER MADDEN. Oh, wait.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hardwick may as well

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooper

Still having a good game

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 tackles and a forced fumble. Are we sandbagging on the sacks? Still ZERO

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't need that right now

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another injury? Awesome

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

can we really tell castillo was in?

At least Al Davis isn't running my team's drafts.

by bringbackbuddytrees on Sep 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Another 3 & Out

Take a deep breath, then start over Philip.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

for King of Oakland

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe that’s what it takes. Get him fired up some.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lost in the ridiculous offensive play this half

is the Raiders have 3 possessions and 8 total yards this half. The second half just feels worse because the offense has been on the field looking terrible the entire time.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

that

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acee

“Russell 12 incompletions past 15 passes — ka”

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

RT @619sports Mruczkowski + Dombrowski = Suckowski

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

don't the chargers have a playbook?

we’ve run the same 8 plays all game. it’s not working. one would think the offense has never actually played a game together before.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for the Wildcat

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Norv – “Well hell, if they are gonna go ‘vanilla defense’ we’ll just go ‘vanilla offense’. We’ll just see who can be more vanilla.”

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is this new CB

he’s kicking our ass

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnson? He was a beast last year.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's a real shame...

the east cost is missing out on this barn burner…

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

3?

4 maybe?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is recockulous

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is too much like Boise State...

I hate opening games!!! Why must this happen twice?

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Spillman should probably pack his things.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scifres – 5 punts with a 53 yard average.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This is not good.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our players are dropping like flys

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Gosh, the Raiders hit really, really hard. I wish we did that.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m starting to think that this Tom Cable guy can coach.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

They have a good example in their coach

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is nasty...

i am having trouble watching

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Actual factual.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

We still can't cover TEs

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

It’s Chip Kelly’s fault.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 years ago Merriman would have taken someone’s head off on the next play. Now I’m pretty sure I just saw him check his phone for Tila Tequila’s most recent Tweet.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

burn

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven’t heard Merriman’s name once.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learn to play football, jeez

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s a shame your son has yet to see the Chargers make a play like that.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Happy birthday, Elliot!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's his birthday?

Well that’s just dumb luck on my part

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I still haven’t found a Sproles jersey in toddler size, but soon enough.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that Russel mowing

down a pop warner player…..weddle?

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

It was

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Raider fans. SUPER STOKED that they are tied 10-10.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You cant blame them...

when was the last time they did shit?

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know. Still sad. “WOOOO WE AREN’T LOSING WOOOOOO. WE ARE DOMINATING BUT STILL LOOKING FOR A WAY TO SNATCH DEFEAT FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY! WOOOOOOOOO”

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the first time tonight

I think the Raiders are going to win.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Not there yet.

They sure look like they have a chance, but in Rivers I trust.

by Neoplatonist Bolthead on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our OL is FUBAR

Hard to win without an OL

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no

They’ll wake up for one series to win the game.

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

CoastalBronco viamobile!!

Did ya see Jammer’s INT int he first qtr?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s catching up to Champ

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Big compliment coming from you.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hoped you saw that

I knew you’d be impressed

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

10-10 after 3 quarters

looking horrible, but still with a chance. This does feel like 2008’s Chargers

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Feels like 2003 Chargers

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse

because they already did this and said they were better prepared this year

which we know is impossible with Norv at the helm

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by planetjeffy on Sep 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Love my Chargers..........

But we are not going anywhere this year….!

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeeeeez

One tie game SD should be winning is bad enough but following two? Ouch.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Text from Richard

“Bolts have been dominated at the line-of-scrimmage all night.”

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Which page?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here

This feels like a stomach-punch game. If we lose, I doubt I’m sleeping tonight.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cooper is a beast

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Another good play

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

merriman is really gifted

at slapping his teammates’ helmets after the play

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This has been brutal

If Hardwicjk is out for an extended period of time the chargers are skrewed.

by Grey Suit on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Need to stop them here.

Absolutely HAVE TO.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally D shows up

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

For Sythe

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

MISS IT NOONAN MISS IT

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Well

We need at least three to keep this sham going

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Rivers

Is usually good under these conditions.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think i have ever

seen rivers playing with an o-line like this one…

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense really needs to get going.

And I mean RIGHT NOW.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonko will be insufferable tomorrow

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Phil's fault.

Receivers can’t get open and o-line can’t protect.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Run

at least one screen with sproles

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, that's it.

I refuse to say anything negative for the rest of this game.
Sending all positive vibes toward the Bolts sideline.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Get L.T. and Sproles both out there

I don’t think we can protect Phil anymore. (anymore?)

by Jeffery on Sep 14, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He looks nervous. That’s two muffed kicks

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

Yech.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying too hard?

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

followed by screen to sproles

followed by screen to sproles
followed by screen to sproles
followed by screen to sproles
followed by screen to sproles
followed by screen to sproles

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acee has stopped twittering

I think he’s either throwing up or killing himself.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

How is LT averaging 5 yards per carry?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s called a really low number of carries

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the only prescription, is MORE COWBELL. Oh wait, that’s a “fever” not a “feeling”, my bad.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who would have thought that Richard Seymour

could contribute that much after being with the team 2 days.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Not I...

he is mauling out there!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SERIOUSLY

This is driving me crazy.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the Bolts will sign him to play Center

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why are we running

with a patchwork Oline?

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

LT is gonna break one.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Powder Blues on the road

EXTREMELY UNLUCKY

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

CONVERT CONVERT CONVERT!!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Love you, Gatesy

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Baaaaah

Hardwick and castillo hurt? Weird. The o line and d line sucks? Weird. Play calling uninspired? Weird. No one can cover the TE? Weird. It’s all the same shit but happening in one game. The raiders are fired up and the chargers don’t start well.

Also, the worst commentary ever. Makes hairlip deirdorf seem awesome.

by BORTZ on Sep 14, 2009 9:58 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

"Quick Pass"

Not in Norv Turner’s vocabulary

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm…offensive line breaking down, making previously highly-touted QB look normal. Where have I seent his before? Masoli#8 can you help me out here?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And just keep running stretch plays when they CLEARLY aren’t working.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

GATES

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Big pass

Is Gates the only receiver out there?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Gates!

Let’s keep the rythym up!

by Jeffery on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

damnit someone open a hole

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

harry f'n potter where are you

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between Rivers and V Jack

I have 6 Fantasy Points! This is Bad! Not Gonorea bad, Herpes bad!

by JonnyPirateship on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

still working off of the script

just 15 more plays and we’ll have a good read on them.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sproles on offense

NOT WORKING

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should bring up more things that aren’t working :)

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Touchdown passes

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

LT needs another quarter inch on his spikes.

He’s falling down every time he tries to make a cut.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thinking the same thing. That’s twice now.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the nanoman cannot be destroyed

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

See Merriman, THAT’S how you hit? Oh, you weren’t watching? No worries, I’ll show you again.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So nice, sproles

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I do love Sproles though.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody tell Norv the middle is softer than the flats.

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

WE are just wasting downs running

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Another stretch play? Those are working so well!

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN SAN DIEGO!

VEE JAY!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

How was that not picked?!?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol rite

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

VJ Wins

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t decide if that was a poorly thown ball or not =p

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don't think about it

Rivers to Jackson TD. all you need to know right now. think about it later.

I Rec this myself

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

COMEBACK KINGS!!

Let’s go Bolts!!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

LMFAO

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT finally

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOO WAYYY

CRAP COVERAGE!, or something, that looked weird!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

One thing I have in common with Rivers

We both like coming from behind.

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 10:03 PM PDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

-1

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(recommend)

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was sick..

He just ran past the ball, and came back to get it

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by galacticlove on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Norv not watching the game?

Tell him to stop watching Golden Girls reruns!

by JonnyPirateship on Sep 14, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

He’s coloring Merriman’s mohawk cuz blue is unlucky for him.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

“oh blanche! How are you always that horny!?”

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I may have just woken up my wife by laughing at that.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That show is BOMB.

But I agree. Not during games, Norv!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Golden Girls kicks ass!

Not joking.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got the entire series on DVD.

No big deal.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got the entire Fresh Prince series on DVD. 4 of my friends have tried to steal it. They’ve failed.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome...

Make it 5 as soon as I meet you.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes big deal.

DEFINITELY my favorite BFTBer.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get a Golden Girls-inspired BFTB tattoo?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

My lady friend and roomie would approve; they got me hooked.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ain’t it the truth

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

pleez cover the TE

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

THAT NAMDI GOT BURNED!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to go with perfect throw instead of a lucky one.

Threw it right to Jackon’s back shoulder so he could come back and get it. And that was the only place he could throw it so the safety didn’t pick it.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I think the Safety quit on it

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus, a really good play by jackson

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Phil meant to throw it there..

then thats one of the better throws I’ve seen him make all season!

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too! (4th quarter of a horrible week 1 game)

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lack of LT

makes me feel like my child hood is over again :(

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Can Kaeding ever kick it in the endzone?

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (breath, breath breath) deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still makes me laugh thinking of that one idiot doing that the whole game. Trying to convince the entire stadium they are doing it wrong.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha!


dee dee deee

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

WANT
TO
PUNCH.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

f

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate seeing him do anything nothing tonight.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys know you waived Gartrell today?

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We will need that spot for the O-Line anyways

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes :-(

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this isn’t college, so we can still win a championship even with an “ugly win”.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

It’s hard to hear from him when the QB can’t hit a receiver

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Merriman injured him! It’s like old times!

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

by default...

best way to get something done!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Russell down. Not looking good for the Chargers.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Rec'd

I wish I could rec it 5 times

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get up Russell. Come on buddy, you can do it.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

merriman to the knee

THE DA WILL NEVER PRESS CHARGES!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stay in Russell!!! you are the best player on our team!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, Merriman’s name got mentioned!

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

bad news

russel is hurt…..oh no!!!!!!

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh

that does not look like it felt good

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

First time I’ve seen a QB injured on a sneak. Wuss or no?

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 10:12 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

they needed a good reason to get him out off the game

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate this

Gradkowski is accurate

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't he starting?

He can throw…

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

No arm strength

He’s basically Chad Pennington

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's blasphemy here in Huntington

(but I agree)

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't get me wrong

I love me some Pennington. It just scares most NFL teams.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

better than Russll

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZERO SACKS STILL

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

We’re due.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching Cromartie trying to tackle

is like watching a bunch of little kids play soccer.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

why are we falling down on the field

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Please please please

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG STOP KIDS

DO IT

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

False State helps

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

MERRIMAN GET A FREAKING SACK

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Great timing. My wife, unprompted, just yelled from the bedroom “is Merriman still in jail?!?!?”

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd

I’m reccing your wife

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Russell wants back in the game, so people cant see that his backup is way better

by SoCal12 on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY FALSE START

“3rd and not-so-short”

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

R u effing kidding me?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLD 'EM!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSS

RUSSELL IS BACK!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I will never understand why that’s an automatic first down.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell back in!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY HOLDING

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Those are drive-killers

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

first true thing greenberg has said all night

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY HOLDING

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, these are the Raiders I know and love.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

SACK

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell

It looks like he learned to just throw to his RBs like Gradkowski did.

SACK!!!!

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NWAGBUO

Automatic “Bolt”

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just a suggestion,

Jamarcus russel is a bolt tomorrow…

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONE

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

SACK

FINALLY!!!

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkk

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

NO WAY!

OUR WORST D-LINEMAN GETS THE SACK!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally a g.d. sack

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

THIRD DOWN!

Hold hold hoooold!!

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Very long 3rd down.

Gotta hold them. They have to go for it on 4th down. Gotta keep them from picking up big yardage.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LIT UP

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No catch

and he’s DOWN

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Weddle

HUGE play to force the drop. Higgins looks bad.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

nice hit!!!

That’s how you prevent a first down.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Johnny Lee Higgins

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ODELAY WETO!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Welcome to the NFL

by Leukadian on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

T.J. WARD.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have to go for it here.

We better stop them.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

IN COM PLETE

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

right coastalbronco?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP THEM

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Higgins hair like that before Weddle hit him?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting choice

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

going for it on fourth and 14?

typical raiders

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

no goddamn way

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit

kill me now.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's fault was that?

Cut them

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clinton Hart

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhhiiiiiiitttttttt

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously?

epic fail!

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

kill me now please

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by galacticlove on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

how do you let someone get behind you? how?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

So Childish

I no longer think this team has a Super Bowl chance.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did the defense even lineup ont that play?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

YEP

I jinxed with the Cro statement

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Cromartie & Hart

Bench them both for that. Let the rest of the team beat them with soap. KILL THEM

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to sack up big time.

Get serious, Bolts.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

dear cro and hart

way to start blaming before teh catch is even made

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Both db’s frozen. No practice this week. Just run til you puke.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

2:34

and 2 timeouts. We can still win.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Not can.

WILL

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Philip Rivers Show is about to start

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF

was Hart doing? All of our fears about him realized in that one play

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jammer in Cro's face

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sproles

I’m sick of him dropping it every time.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Sproles shouldn’t have been returning a kick right there. LT should be running it up the middle with a 4 point lead.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

He adds so much but that’s inexcusable

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s his 3rd or 4th time. For the love of god, we’re going to ruin his psyche.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

4th and 15. Did that just happen?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Good start.

2 straight completions.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Your screen name is freaking awesome.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummmm

Get a TV?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're gonna win.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Hart was pointing all around before the WR was even in the endzone still running past him.

Fucking hate Hart. He’s awful.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Good thing we decided not to draft Patrick Chung.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t worth the 16th pick

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade down like the Pats baby. I’m just sayin’

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was so childish and stupid

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plenty of time.

But even if the Chargers pull this out, we’re far from a Super Bowl team.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice gain

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Hart on thsi team?

Not addressing SS and RB this offseason is going tom come back to haunt us.

by Grey Suit on Sep 14, 2009 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Weddlle did his job

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WIN THIS GAME NOW!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Naanee

best WR on the team today

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Naanee has made equally-impressive catches. MULTIPLE catches.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Ive known since his first game that Nanee was a badass

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAA. What a catch.

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we were on a script

reading the defensive schemes.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the script is done. Now the offense will have to go freestyle.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great play by Nannee.

Not good throw by Phil.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done by Chambers and Naanee

That was 15 yards and a timeout saved by Chambers.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Can’t be grounding if you’re getting hit

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's some nice 4th down d

But right leg left leg any legadu! And sproles

by BORTZ on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

3rd and 1.

Run or throw?

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

1st and goal baby

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play to Gates.

1st and Goal.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Phillip Rivers. Come on Mike Greenberg, you’ve been killing him all night.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Not going to lie

I need a commercial/bathroom break.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sorry

but I’m just not a big fan of LT anymore and haven’t been for some time

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even in the game. Has he been benched?

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Punch it in, punch it in!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

would it be selfish to point out that my fantasy team could use an LT TD here?

by Orz on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Stop the clock

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the fuck is LT on the sideline?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

btw?

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

sticking to the plan

put the game out of reach early and let LT rest.

by Dex on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like I said

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

weve got to be inches away for him to effectively punch it in

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he’s injured. Or Sproles is just better at catching the ball.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cable uses TO.

We’ve got one left I believe.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Great clock management here. Phillip totally calm.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TOUCHDOWN SPROLES!!!

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lololololol

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by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Sproles TD!

Fantastic. Now cut Clinton Hart and we should be alright

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

finally on the same page as me

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

SPROLES!!!!!!!

THAT IS WHY LT AINT IN!

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by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

a good one

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORD!!!

October 28th couldn't come soon enough.

by JETisKing on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

No kick return.

Drop everyone back.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

At least one of our teams wins!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you playing Madden ’09?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOOOOOVE that play. If he gets tackled we still have a timeout and 2 plays to run. Phillip rivers just took that game over.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

MORALE VICTORY GUYS

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The Philip Rivers Show

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sproles as closer

lt looking like shaun alexander, hes not even top 10 fastest players on field.

At least Al Davis isn't running my team's drafts.

by bringbackbuddytrees on Sep 14, 2009 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

NO SQUIB KICK OR I WILL LOSE MY MIND

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

the clock never started

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent.

No return. Raiders have 1 TO. Drop everyone back.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Russell looks like he's hit a double and stolen two bases

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

INT San Diego

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If Hart lets a WR get behind him do you think he’ll make it back to SD alive?

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Pick.

Game over.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

INT

Sweet!

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep the cameras on the Raiders fans.

Their faces are beautiful right now.

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by jodes0405 on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Cason

IS A LOT SMARTER THAN MCREE!

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Dude…Russell has a freaking CANNON

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about accuracy in the NFL. It’s all about potential isn’t it? When Russel was in high school he could throw a pigskin over them mountains.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raider Nation is quiet.

Everything is right in the world.

October 28th couldn't come soon enough.

by JETisKing on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That is what I'm talkin' about

Now show up to play next weekend

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn I need to pray extra hard tihs weekend at Rosh Rashannah to thank the Lord for this win.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rosh Hashannah

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Moses lover.

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LONG BOMB RIVERS DO IT

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

awww

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And for the Chargers a sigh of relief..."

No. The Chargers get to sigh in relief when they’re told that Hardwick and Vasquez and LT just need to walk it off and will be fine.

by Neoplatonist Bolthead on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you say “pyrrhic victory”?

At least we didn’t lose. That would have been unbearable. But you know, that’s how these things go: we embarrass Oakland once and grind out a close win once.

by Neoplatonist Bolthead on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should dominate at Qualcomm

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

W!

12 straight wins

Suck it, California Penal System

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

greatest play in sports

taking a knee

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by planetjeffy on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Formerly Blount#9...

by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Looks like the poor Beav fans after last year’s Civil War. I love the smell of shattered Raider (Beaver) dreams in morning.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

Whew. Gotta got to work tomorrow.
See ya’ll next Sunday.

by Jeffery on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sorry john but I need to get this out

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Raiders…snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 2002.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

2 for two this weekend! good football week

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by CaDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

What a terrible win.

Still counts as a win, but that was an awful game. Gotta play a lot better than that.

by benrb on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Seemed we came out really flat

Starting slow again doesn’t bode well

by Dude52089 on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

injuries

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Castillo

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a sloppy game glad we could pull it out though

by Dude52089 on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Now the questionn..........

How do you tell a HOF that he is done?

by bolt4life on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

You pull him out of the first game of the season.

by Neoplatonist Bolthead on Sep 14, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

RIVERS is the man

and nanee and sproles.. good game, i’m going to go have a heart attack now.

by zelkolnikov on Sep 14, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PHILLIP RIVERS

Best 4th QTR QB this side of Tom Brady! SUCK IT WONKO.

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

feels pretty good

nerve racking, but good

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you guys notice

Both games the favorites came back within 2 minutes to win it

by Dude52089 on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

both underdogs had big TDs close to the end before the big dogs came back and won it

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Raiders have played us really well 1 game a year

for the last three years. I really, really hope the Chargers learn this week. Our team usually gets better as the season goes on.

Greg Maddux for manager.

by Zach (maestro876) on Sep 14, 2009 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

and hope our injuries on the OL aren't bad

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

two starters were out

We had a lineman for SDSU in there for Moses’ sake

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*from

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"battered, bloodied, but not beaten"

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by Axion on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like GG Allin

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by TheThirdGonzalez on Sep 14, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t think too many people on this board are familiar with Jesus Christ Allin.

by BORTZ on Sep 15, 2009 8:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

We are

We’re hardcore.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 15, 2009 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

1-0, bottom line.

Guy behind me at Autzen says "why do the fans yell 'OOOOOO' when we are on D?" He then proceeds to yell "DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" on every defensive play for the rest of the game. As Carlos Mencia would say, "Dee Dee Deeeee".

by MarineCorpsDuck on Sep 14, 2009 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Players of the Game

Legadu Naannee
Darren Sproles
4th QTR Phillip Rivers

Duds of the game
LT
Merriman
OL
Clinton Hart

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

MVP MVP!

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by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Sep 14, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

POST GAME THREAD

Please move your discussions over to the game recap and post game thread.

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by John Gennaro on Sep 14, 2009 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

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