In order to more fully convey my deep abiding hatred for all things She-li, I have incorporated graphs in this contest submission. They were constructed to both identify the prevailing component of She-li's personality and to predict some of the events of the contest.

I also did it to suck up to the judge!!!

I apologize for the Charger font on the graphs not being more legible.

I pledge to make my utmost effort to document any rude gestures/comments directed at She-li, topless hotties, fights, player interactions, drinking/eating feats, etc. if chosen.

So pick me already!!!!   :-)