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I Hate She-li the Most Part Deux!!! (Psst! I have graphs, too!!)



In order to more fully convey my deep abiding hatred for all things She-li, I have incorporated graphs in this contest submission. They were constructed to both identify the prevailing component of She-li's personality and to predict some of the events of the contest.

 

I also did it to suck up to the judge!!!

 

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I apologize for the Charger font on the graphs not being more legible.

 

I pledge to make my utmost effort to document any rude gestures/comments directed at She-li, topless hotties, fights, player interactions, drinking/eating feats, etc. if chosen.

 

So pick me already!!!!   :-)


 


 

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Purely gratuitous post to get this on the front page

’Nuf said!!!

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will!!

Robert Hunter

by Buck Melanoma on Jun 1, 2009 10:38 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just so you know that I can stand the cold!!!

Picks from my house in VA during an unexpected snowstorm on 3/1/09. The Charger serape was purchsed in Old Town on the walk back to our hotel from the trolley after last year’s KC @ SD game.

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I love The Chargers, Jamal, and Virginia Tech!!! Go Hokies!!!!!

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will!!

Robert Hunter

by Buck Melanoma on Jun 2, 2009 8:45 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

You don’t see a lot of Jamal Williams jerseys. I don’t think any dumb over-the-top fan would ever wear one. My apologies for my previous comments about this post.

Next time we have a contest like this, and we may even have one for a SD home game this year, you’d probably just be better off posting pictures of yourself wearing Chargers gear. A picture of you in the Jamal Williams jersey tackling someone with an Eli Manning jersey would’ve done wonders.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John (obviousman) on Jun 2, 2009 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true...

I would pay to see pictures of the Buck tacking anyone! Great pics!

Do or do not. There is no try.

by Clip Show on Jun 2, 2009 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA!! Me tackling someone!!

You’re about 30-some years too late for that! My tackling days pretty much ended with HS football. The only sports that I continued on with after HS were baseball, softball, & competitive drinking!!

How about I get a pic of me tackling my wife in her Tony Gonzalez jersey?!?!?!

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will!!

Robert Hunter

by Buck Melanoma on Jun 2, 2009 11:09 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Buck

that’s a little too risque for this lil’ blog.

"I did not invent the wheel, I was the crooked spoke adjacent." - Aesop Rock

by John (obviousman) on Jun 2, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assure you

the pic would be entirely PG!! ;-)

If the thunder don't get ya then the lightning will!!

Robert Hunter

by Buck Melanoma on Jun 3, 2009 5:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Buck, you are the Man

as a Cowboys fan I loathe Eli Manning with the fire of a thousand suns. May I suggest adding “Gump” to your derisive moniker for him?

I like the sound of She-Li Gump

Wreck 'em, Tech!

by Tortilla Pirate on Jun 3, 2009 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

She-li sucks the big one. And plexico too. As punishment they should have to sit across the table from eachother at a nightclub. BANG BANG

by mutombo4life on Jun 9, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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