Bolts From The Blue: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
New Blog: Anonymous Eagle covering Marquette!

HONOLULU — In front of Jay Cutler was the clear-blue but chilly-watered swimming pool at the Ihilani resort.

The gang of Pro Bowl football players had been gathered around the tables, swapping stories, when suddenly the Broncos' quarterback had 300-pound Nick Mangold pushing from one side, 310-pound Kris Dielman holding the other and his cellphone swindled into the hands of a coy Peyton Manning.

Cutler's radar had gone up, but he never had a chance.

Splash!

"We gave him a Pro Bowl baptism," said Dielman, the star offensive guard of the rival San Diego Chargers.

Great fun. Big laughs. There was just one problem. Cutler is a Type 1 diabetic, and in his pocket was his blood-sugar monitor.

"That was a prank where I thought we were smart enough to get the cellphone out of his pocket," Dielman said. "But then, 'Oops.' "

The monitor was fried by the chlorinated water. Fortunately, Hawaii has drug stores, and after a few calls here and there, Cutler was well-equipped by lunchtime Wednesday.

"It was a bad audible on our part," Manning said. "I think we were thinking right, trying to get the cellphone. Then we realize, the guy gets insulin shots. We missed that."

about 1 year ago Swayzeroadhousecx9_tiny Dalton 4 comments 3 recs  | 

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

Should have finished him off.

Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 5, 2009 4:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

Just Kidding!

Brady Hoke, Al Borges, and Rocky Long. Aztec football is back!

by Sam (sdsuaztec4) on Feb 5, 2009 4:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah what's the big deal?
“It was a bad audible on our part,” Manning said. “I think we were thinking right, trying to get the cellphone. Then we realize, the guy gets insulin shots. We missed that.”

Way to keep your head in the game, Manning.

Fortunately, Hawaii has drug stores

Nice touch.

Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you? ◔ヮ◔
Uncommon Sportsman :: Absurdity in play

by Axion on Feb 6, 2009 12:17 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

E-mail: boltsfromtheblue@gmail.com
Call or Txt: 760-515-BFTB (2382)
Start posting about the Chargers »

Join SB Nation and dive into communities focused on all your favorite teams.

Connect_with_facebook

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Me_as_a_simpson_small
Represent Your Team in MHR's Live Mock!
Small
This just in-Chargers receive Seahawks' 2011 3rd rd. pick and swap 2nd rd. picks in 2010 Draft
Awesome-kid_small
Maybe I'm jumping the gun but...
J_page_small
Needing Some Assistance
56tearsdownfelixjones_small
LaDainian Tomlinson, a Jet
Small
Mock help
Small
So we sign Marcus Mason?
Small
Gates to be on Pros vs. Joes
Picture_009_small
So We got our Wish!!!
Small
Running backs combine results!

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

SBNation.com Recent Stories

Photo

Conflicting Reports On The Future Of 49ers GM Scot McCloughan

Photo link

Dez Bryant To Work Out For The Cowboys

Photo link

Bust-O-Meter: Oklahoma State WR Dez Bryant

More from SBNation.com >

Latest NFL Headlines from SB Nation


Managing Editor

Chargershorse_small John Gennaro

Assistant Editor

Pomeranian_of_war_small Richard Wade

Graphic Designer

Johnnycashsleeve_small QuesaDiaz